Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Trump picks Ronald Reagan as Treasury Secretary

Today, Trump announced Ronald Reagan as his Treasury Secretary, rounding out his cabinet of two bit celebrities, individuals accused of sex crimes, vaccine-deniers, and other lovelies.  Elon Musk, Trump's pick for DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency), issued a glowing statement, "Ronald Reagan is an awesome pick.  He's dead, so we won't have to pay him a salary or any benefits, what a boon to government efficiency!"  His fellow DOGE compatriot,  Vivek Ramaswamy crowed, "It's brilliant, we will hold meetings with him using a Ouija board, so we won't need electricity or a computer, saving even more time and money!"

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