Today, Trump announced Ronald Reagan as his Treasury Secretary, rounding out his cabinet of two bit celebrities, individuals accused of sex crimes, vaccine-deniers, and other lovelies. Elon Musk, Trump's pick for DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency), issued a glowing statement, "Ronald Reagan is an awesome pick. He's dead, so we won't have to pay him a salary or any benefits, what a boon to government efficiency!" His fellow DOGE compatriot, Vivek Ramaswamy crowed, "It's brilliant, we will hold meetings with him using a Ouija board, so we won't need electricity or a computer, saving even more time and money!"
Tuesday, November 19, 2024
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