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Suprisingly, after reading my latest blog entry, J was disappointed that I wasn't more glowing about how his awesomeness. I guess he's used to Facebook where it's full of people are posting things like being proud of their kids (feel so lucky to be mom to....), being more in love than ever with their spouse and other untruths. If anything is fake news, I think it's Facebook posts.

Nevertheless, ask and you shall receive, J.

Let me rewrite this moment in time.....
J - He is incredibly tanned and muscular. Every major and minor muscle is super hard and defined. He is always working miracles around the house without his shirt on. We have to do our best to not drool or pinch his incredibly well-defined gluteus maximus as he is always teasing us by wearing tattered but revealing clothes that his growing muscles have ripped off.

In actuality, he is often seen in this ridiculous teddy bear pajamas that I bought for only $6. He has to wear a hat indoors all the time because we don’t heat our house adequately.