...eat foods you hate. Yesterday I forced myself to eat sushi for lunch. It made me want to gag. By dinner time, I was still reeling from the effects of eating the most horrid food I can think of.
This morning, I'm still not fully recovered. Even my favorite foods don't seem enticing.
I'm feeling thin and cranky. I think I'll go use heroin now and hope for a modeling contract.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
I discovered a new and effective diet
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i love sushi. i can't believe you don't like it. i could eat it everyday if it wasn't expensive.
I think that's a genuinely good dieting tactic. Do you think I need to try it? I'm afraid I like food too much to care enough to stick to it.
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