Saturday, April 26, 2008

I discovered a new and effective diet

...eat foods you hate. Yesterday I forced myself to eat sushi for lunch. It made me want to gag. By dinner time, I was still reeling from the effects of eating the most horrid food I can think of.

This morning, I'm still not fully recovered. Even my favorite foods don't seem enticing.

I'm feeling thin and cranky. I think I'll go use heroin now and hope for a modeling contract.

2 comments:

violetta said...

i love sushi. i can't believe you don't like it. i could eat it everyday if it wasn't expensive.

js said...

I think that's a genuinely good dieting tactic. Do you think I need to try it? I'm afraid I like food too much to care enough to stick to it.