Wednesday, October 31, 2007

How to please men without putting out

Public Service Annoucement: No matter what station, what age, what education or what personality, I find that 99% of the men I meet love a toilet mouth. I'm not sure why this would titillate even the most somber and educated man. So single ladies, this is an updated and effective version of The Rules. Include BJ, anus, anal sex, blah blah blah in your vocabulary. These words don't even need to be used with any relevance, these types of non-sequiturs are always welcomed. You don't even have to make a sentence. Scream BJ for no reason...trust me you'll be a hit.

7 comments:

A Kast said...

Hehe... I like that... BTW these words will also attract hits to your blog :)

A Kast said...

Also, word of advice to men: surprisingly, these words are much less effective on women than they are on men. I've had strikingly poor luck after slipping the "C" word into casual conversation.

Kasama S. said...

Ari -- that is so funny and true that it doesn't work with women. Except maybe for me? The other day, I was at a bar with Josh and he started telling me a story in a hushed voice. I thought he used the c word, hence the hushed tones. So I blurted (and maybe too excitedly), did you just say "XUNT"?! Except replace X with C. Immediately I could see that he was overwrought and not titillated (so totally inconsistent with my advice to the ladies). Turns out he didn't say the C word and was really embarrassed that I used it. So I might have to revise the advice to say except the c word. No one seems to like it. (Except me, apparently).

Kasama S. said...

Men also like the word titilated.

Kasama S. said...

A contribution from Josh - "Titaly" [sic]. I know, I know, it's not even a word and maybe should be written as t'Italy. He offered this sentence as an example of usage: I went Titaly [sic]. I think I like the double entrende of using [sic]. I'm going to have to blog about that at some point.

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